TroublemakersEarlier today, I decided to lay out in my back yard to get some sun because it's an absolutely gorgeous day. In the process, I discovered two things. First, my lawn is very uncomfortable. And second, my cat's phantom balls are huge.

While soaking up the cancer, I left the back door open so the dog and cat could come and go as they pleased. I had my headphones on listening to Pandora on my phone, and suddenly I heard Kahlua barking like crazy.

I sat up to see Moonshine over at the next door neighbor's house taunting their cat, which was an inch away on the other side of an easily tearable screen, while Kahlua basically played the role of the thickheaded, loudmouthed sidekick. I can only imagine some of the stupid things she would have been saying if wearing one of those dog to human translator collars. She was probably calling him a pussy. You know, a cat.

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