Mother Nature is a Biotch
- I love it whenever a friend and I are on similar cycles because, as everyone knows, misery loves company. I had plans to go out with one of my girlfriends tonight, but as the evening approached, I started feeling more and more lethargic. Initially I thought it was just from the stormy weather all day, but then I started getting crampy. Shortly after that, I got a text from her saying she didn't think she wanted to go out because her PMS was kicking in. I told her I was on the same page, and then our conversation continued as follows.
- Me: Hope you feel better soon!
- Her: You too. What fun we girls have.
- Me: We take "raging" to a whole new level.
- Her: We're probably being punished for not walking tonight.
- Me: Mother Nature punishing us for not doing something that we were prevented from doing...by Mother Nature. So cruel!!!
- Her: What a biotch.
